Posts Tagged ‘Purim’

While women have climbed quite high on the social ladder, not a single woman in our times has followed Queen Esther as

“The Jewish Queen.”

So, on Purim day, we undertook a worldwide search to find the closest thing we have to a Jewish Queen today. Here are our candidates:

• Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky – Serious yichus, and married a “nice Jewish boy”
• Ivanka Trump – an Orthodox heiress with a designer shoe line
• Bar Rafaeli – Leonardo DiCaprio’s Israeli supermodel
• Gwyneth Paltrow – the Celebrity daughter of a rabbinic dynasty
• Natalie Portman – the Black Swan and Pride of Israel
• Madonna – She’s not Jewish, but loves Kabbalah
• Queen Rania of Jordan – Ok, she’s not Jewish either, but her next-door-neighbor is Israel

And that’s it! Oy vey, Achashveirosh wouldn’t have too many choices, now would he?

Happy Purim from NewsyJewsy!!