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Top Ten Ways You Know Bin Laden was a Social Media Loser
It’s ironic that the story of Bin Laden’s death was first broken on Twitter—especially since he was such a social media loser.
Top Ten Ways You Know Bin Laden
was a Social Media Loser
- He was literally “living in a cave” for years.
- He started a profile on Facebook, but there was no way to input more than one wife.
- His grandkids tried to get him on skype, but they could never verify with 100% certainty that it was really his voice.
- He gave up Twitter when he found out the 72 virgins who were following him were fake.
- He couldn’t figure out how to use Foursquare (Darn!).
- He wanted a smartphone—but his parents said he’d have to earn it by getting a real job.
- He gave up on email, because he kept getting “Your message cannot be sent to undisclosed recipients.”
- He tried playing Farmville, but then he realized HE was the animal.
- He tried a blog, but he forgot the password, and someone burned it with the trash.
- With that beard, who would have dated him on e-harmony anyway?
Anyone have any to add?
Top 10 Ways You Know You’re a True Jewish Twit
10. You tweet @YeahThatsKosher before making any reservations for dinner.
9. You sang Hatikva when @israel was purchased by the State of Israel.
8. Your biggest goal in life is to rank high on the #jta100 from @jtanews.
7. Tweets from @jewishbloggers fill your stream non-stop, but for some reason, you just can’t unfollow.
6. Your poskim are @dovbear @JYuter @e_fink, @noahroth and @MarkSoFla.
5. You’ve re-tweeted @JewishIdeas at least once.
4. Your favorite Jewish news source is @Daroff. Everyone else just repeats each other.
3. You were genuinely rejoicing for all of humanity when @EstherK got to #Limmud in the #snowstorm.
2. You’re wondering why @ELALUSA exists on #twitter if it’s not giving out free flights every day.
And the #1 way you know you’re a True Jewish Twit…
1. At least one Jews for Jesus dude is following you and you, um, don’t follow him back.