Posts Tagged ‘Anti-Israel’

The “Shalit shirt” is now selling like hotcakes in Gaza. Yes, we’re talking about that adorable little button-down with the black wings and super-stylish collar. So take note: Hamas is not just a terrorist organization, but a true trendsetter in the great, wide world of fashion.

Loathe to miss a fashion beat, we here at NewsyJewsy got an exclusive look at their Spring 2012 line, called BOMBERBABY by HAMAS. This elegant collection is bound to be a quick hit right off the runways, as it pairs hot new trends with practical features every terrorist needs.

Check out some of the highlights of the collection below:

Directly inspired by the now famous “Shalit shirt,” these gorgeous ties are the epitome of high fashion and great style. Get ready, because Hamas will be discounting these beauties at Gaza Fashion Week to benefit their new non-profit, Guns4Kids.

We caught a senior Hamas official wearing this black and white pullover to an elegant evening at the glitzy Rocket Factory. This piece is inspired by the animal in all of them.

This knight-in-shining-armor is a nod to the great medieval period, when Islam ruled much of the world. With its touch of militant flair and smart pizazz, any Hamas terrorist will look great sporting this piece.

Made in Japan with hand-dyed cotton, this exquisite pair of pantaloons was inspired by the underwear bomber. It’s fully lined and conceals most types of explosives.

Drawing the green hue from its own beautiful flag, Hamas paired a cute Nazi jacket with Middle Eastern sandals. With its elegant silhouette, this ensemble exudes pride in Hamas.

With its mocking nod to Western business attire, this outfit is the perfect choice for the suicide bomber. The suit passes muster at security checkpoints, and the trendsetting bag holds up to 50 lb.

For HAMAS’ debut, it’s a truly impressive collection. The BOMBERBABY by HAMAS is due in stores at the end of December. But for the Gazan comsumer, it can’t come soon enough.

Stay tuned as we track this hot new designer and gear up for Fall 2012!

It’s ironic that the story of Bin Laden’s death was first broken on Twitter—especially since he was such a social media loser.

Top Ten Ways You Know Bin Laden
was a Social Media Loser

1. He was literally “living in a cave” for years.
2. He started a profile on Facebook, but there was no way to input more than one wife.
3. His grandkids tried to get him on skype, but they could never verify with 100% certainty that it was really his voice.
4. He gave up Twitter when he found out the 72 virgins who were following him were fake.
5. He couldn’t figure out how to use Foursquare (Darn!).
6. He wanted a smartphone—but his parents said he’d have to earn it by getting a real job.
7. He gave up on email, because he kept getting “Your message cannot be sent to undisclosed recipients.”
8. He tried playing Farmville, but then he realized HE was the animal.
9. He tried a blog, but he forgot the password, and someone burned it with the trash.
10. With that beard, who would have dated him on e-harmony anyway?

Anyone have any to add?

So many upheavals, tragedies, and insane things have been happening these last few weeks and months, I can hardly gather my thoughts for a post.

So I decided I would just list some of the things I never thought would happen in such rapid succession. Maybe your comments can help add meaning to a confused world.

• January 2 – Political Unrest in Tunisia
• January 8 – Arizona Shooting Kills 6 and Injures 20, Including U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords
• January 14 – Tunisia Ousts Ben Ali
• January 23 – Political Unrest in Yemen
• January 25 – Massive Demonstration in Egypt Calls for Mubarak to Step Down
• January 25 – “Day of Rage” in Lebanon Against Hezbollah
• January 28 – Political Unrest in Jordan
• February 11 – Egypt Ousts Mubarak after 30 Year-Rule
• February 12 – Political Unrest in Algeria
• February 14 – More Deadly Protests in Iran, Bahrain and Yemen
• February 16 – Political Unrest in Libya
• February 21 – Demonstrations in Morocco Against Corruption
• February 25 – Violence in Iraq, Egypt, Jordan, and Yemen
• February 27 – Government Crackdowns lead to Civil War in Libya
• March 11 – Political Unrest in Saudi Arabia
• March 11 – Japan 8.9-Magnitude Earthquake and Tsunami, 12,000 Dead
• March 12 – Terrorists Murder 5 Sleeping Family Members in Itamar, Israel
• March 14 – Radiation Leaks from Japan’s Damaged Nuclear Plants
• March 15 – Political Unrest in Gaza and the West Bank
• March 19 – Political Unrest in Syria
• March 19 – American-Led Military Assault on Libya to Oust Qaddafi
• March 23 – Terrorist Bus Bombing in Jerusalem Kills 1, Injures 39
• March 29 – Facebook Page Calling for Third Intifada is Taken Down. It had 350,000 Likes.
• April 2 – Deadly Protests in Afghanistan after a U.S. Church Torches the Quran
• April 5 – War in Libya Continues
• April 6 – What will happen tomorrow?