The stats say that many “older folks” have taken to social media in recent years, but we all know that a) they’re in their 60s and, by today’s standards, that’s not old, and b) they’re often light users, just using it to see pics of the grandkids. But now let’s imagine, what we, the “Facebook Generation” will sound like when we’re 80….

Here are a few possibilities:

• Photo Comment: “omg, u look awesome in this pic, where’d u get ur teeth from?”
• Profile Birthday Year: “It’s Complicated.”
• Status Update: “Need 2 borrow a size 20 gown 4 my great grandson’s bar mitzvah, any1 have anything?”
• Like: “AARP Fan Page”
• Video Share: Maccabeats’ “Candlelight”….omg, weren’t those boys handsome?
• Status Update: “My DH needs a walker, can u recommend 1 that is sturdy but not too expensive?”
• Photo Album: “Sitting by the pool in Florida” – The Next Photo Album: “Sitting by the pool in Florida.”
• Video Share: Youtube – “New Drug Helps Urinary Tract Infections.”
• Like: “Silly Bands”…omg, remember those??
• Status Update: “Thinking of getting grey highlights in my sheitel, what do u think?”