Posts Tagged ‘Terrorism’
Top Ten Ways You Know Bin Laden was a Social Media Loser
It’s ironic that the story of Bin Laden’s death was first broken on Twitter—especially since he was such a social media loser.
Top Ten Ways You Know Bin Laden
was a Social Media Loser
- He was literally “living in a cave” for years.
- He started a profile on Facebook, but there was no way to input more than one wife.
- His grandkids tried to get him on skype, but they could never verify with 100% certainty that it was really his voice.
- He gave up Twitter when he found out the 72 virgins who were following him were fake.
- He couldn’t figure out how to use Foursquare (Darn!).
- He wanted a smartphone—but his parents said he’d have to earn it by getting a real job.
- He gave up on email, because he kept getting “Your message cannot be sent to undisclosed recipients.”
- He tried playing Farmville, but then he realized HE was the animal.
- He tried a blog, but he forgot the password, and someone burned it with the trash.
- With that beard, who would have dated him on e-harmony anyway?
Anyone have any to add?
A Post Amid the Chaos
So many upheavals, tragedies, and insane things have been happening these last few weeks and months, I can hardly gather my thoughts for a post.
So I decided I would just list some of the things I never thought would happen in such rapid succession. Maybe your comments can help add meaning to a confused world.
- January 2 – Political Unrest in Tunisia
- January 8 – Arizona Shooting Kills 6 and Injures 20, Including U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords
- January 14 – Tunisia Ousts Ben Ali
- January 23 – Political Unrest in Yemen
- January 25 – Massive Demonstration in Egypt Calls for Mubarak to Step Down
- January 25 – “Day of Rage” in Lebanon Against Hezbollah
- January 28 – Political Unrest in Jordan
- February 11 – Egypt Ousts Mubarak after 30 Year-Rule
- February 12 – Political Unrest in Algeria
- February 14 – More Deadly Protests in Iran, Bahrain and Yemen
- February 16 – Political Unrest in Libya
- February 21 – Demonstrations in Morocco Against Corruption
- February 25 – Violence in Iraq, Egypt, Jordan, and Yemen
- February 27 – Government Crackdowns lead to Civil War in Libya
- March 11 – Political Unrest in Saudi Arabia
- March 11 – Japan 8.9-Magnitude Earthquake and Tsunami, 12,000 Dead
- March 12 – Terrorists Murder 5 Sleeping Family Members in Itamar, Israel
- March 14 – Radiation Leaks from Japan’s Damaged Nuclear Plants
- March 15 – Political Unrest in Gaza and the West Bank
- March 19 – Political Unrest in Syria
- March 19 – American-Led Military Assault on Libya to Oust Qaddafi
- March 23 – Terrorist Bus Bombing in Jerusalem Kills 1, Injures 39
- March 29 – Facebook Page Calling for Third Intifada is Taken Down. It had 350,000 Likes.
- April 2 – Deadly Protests in Afghanistan after a U.S. Church Torches the Quran
- April 5 – War in Libya Continues
- April 6 – What will happen tomorrow?